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Mrs. Pac Monster

Fans of Jeff Strand will really dig “Grave Robber.” In this quirky Frankenstein-Meets-Pac Man game by Sam Bellman, you play a lonely scientist who’s out to create the perfect woman. You race around a graveyard, digging up body parts and dodging mindless zombies, all while doing the “Monster Mash.” It’s not easy…I haven’t been able to survive it yet. But it’s addictive and hilarious.

Grave Robber
Sam Bellman’s game portfolio
Grave Robbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), by Jeff Strand

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Separated at Birth

For your next movie night, rent:

Sisters (1973)
Basket Case (1982)
The Dark Half (1993)



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Forward Interview

Forward, the slick alumni magazine at Seton Hill University (where I teach) ran this excellent feature story on me this Fall, after I won the Bram Stoker Award. [Warning: clicking that link loads a 500kb .jpg image file converted from a .pdf document, so it might take a minute to appear].

I’m very lucky to work at a college that supports my horror writing so wonderfully. If you’re a genre writer with a BA, you might consider our low-residency Master’s program in Writing Popular Fiction. Horror/fantasy/sf writers who teach in our program include James Morrow, Gary Braunbeck, Tom Monteleone, and others!

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Coming in 2005

2004 was a killer year for me. I won my second Stoker Award, saw the 10th Anniversary re-publication of Grave Markings, published 100 Jolts, and generally got my groove on. And since this is the end of Volume #2 of The Goreletter, I thought I’d write a little summary of where we’re headed in the year to come. I don’t like to talk about projects in the works very often because I don’t want to let any cats out the bag (or to make any promises I can’t keep), but I’m revving up my novel writing engine this year. (I’d say it’s packin’ a “Hemi”…but it’s really more like a “phlegmy”). After I get a few writing commitments out of the way, I’ll be focusing exclusively on my next book, a twisted kidnapping thriller roughly in the vein of John Fowles’ The Collector or Stephen King’s Misery. It’s tentatively titled “The Hoarder.” I’ve been working on this book for awhile already — but recently decided start all over from scratch because I discovered that my main character had somehow become a bubble-headed bore. I’m also working up a potential suspense book that you might call an “suburban survival narrative” but it’s too early to tell whether or not it’s sustainable. In the mean time, I’ll keep cranking out The Goreletters and juicing up gorelets.com, of course. But you might not see as much short fiction or poetry announced in this newsletter as usual for a while.

Sample Grim Grimoire at Raw Dog Screaming Press Freakcidents cover

Having said that, there are plenty of good things coming down the pike in 2005. Two major books, Freakcidents and Play Dead, should be out in the first half of the year and I think that if you like The Goreletter, you’ll really love these titles. Look for my short story, “Mr. Mouth,” in the upcoming anthology, In Delirium — a collection of former Delirium authors edited by Brian Keene and put out by, you guessed it, Delirium Books, sometime in 2005. This is sure to be a collectable, since every Delirium title is a gift to the genre! I also think it’s okay to announce that I’ll also have a tale in an upcoming hardcover Cemetery Dance anthology, Poe’s Lighthouse, edited by Chris Conlon. The premise of this one is fantastic: every story is a “collaboration” with Edgar Allan Poe, which responds to or completes Poe’s unfinished story fragment, “The Lighthouse.” The editor informs me that my contribution, “The Dead Lantern,” is among the darkest in the book (go figure), which will feature many other sci-fi and horror writers you’ll recognize. I’ve got some other non-fiction articles in progress and a few more promised anthology/magazine pieces in the works, but I’ll save news for later.

By the end of 2004, The Goreletter was reaching over 900 subscribers. Call me greedy, but I want to at least double that number by this time next year. Anything you can do to help spread the word is appreciated. If there’s anything special you’d really like to see in The Goreletter, now would be a good time to let me know about it, since I’m reflecting and considering new fun things for the Volume #3. Indeed, send me your feedback whenever you like — I love to get messages from all of you. Last year I was very proud to win the Bram Stoker Award for Alternative Forms with this missive, and it looks like The Goreletter very well might be considered for the award again at this year’s awards (it’s currently receiving lots of recommendations, but the final ballot has yet to be determined). I want to try to live up to this acclaim by retaining the zest for the strange that this thing has, while maybe adding a few new features to the mix to keep things, um, interesting.

And, as promised last time, I’ll be adding an audio download or two to gorelets.com shortly, as a sort of “virtual reading.” If you want to hear me spout my twisted ideas live, you can either enroll in my college, or — far cheaper — attend a good convention or two in the year to come. I’ll be at World Horror Convention 2005 in NYC for certain. I may also attend the HWA Weekend/Stoker Banquet, as well as Horrorfind Baltimore, the Ligonier Valley Writer’s Workshop in October, and — if time and money permit — World Fantasy Convention on Halloween. I’m sure there will be plenty of other surprises, so keep reading your e-mail or the weblog for breaking news.



Three Dark Poets

In the latter half of 2004, three outstanding horror poetry books came out that deserve a look because each is an example of a horror writer working at the top of their game. In this review, I want to look briefly at one hardback, one trade paperback, and one underground chapbook. Each one satisfied my horror appetite on a different level.

The first is Tom Piccirilli’s Waiting My Turn to Go Under the Knife, a limited hardbound book from Fairwood Press’ new book line, Darkwood Press. This collection of verse by the author of the notable novel, A Choir of Ill Children, is a great example of just how good horror poetry can speak to the human condition. I dare say this is a “literary” book because Piccirilli investigates death and pain in a way that cuts close to the heart. You feel sorry for his narrators, who are universally traumatized by their very real pasts or suffering deeply from the existential horrors of everyday life. There’s a lot of twisted humor in this book, too — as is always evident in Pic’s flair for long titles which are virtually whole poems in and of themselves (consider “When the Proper Spelling of Nietzsche Becomes a Metaphor for Age, Love, Loss, Mercy, and the Rage That Wants Out (with Pigeons)”). I could go on and on, but suffice it to say that this is one of Piccirilli’s most creatively playful and deeply dark poetry books, and if you call yourself a lover of poetry it’s the must-read of the year.

An equally accomplished book in every way is Charlee Jacob’s The Desert (Dark Regions Press), which also features 100 pages of excellent verse by a poet whose work always strikes me with dread. Like Piccirilli, Jacob is one of few writers in the genre who has a voice so distinctive that you can recognize it without a byline. She writes the way a spellcaster conjures evil and she’s one of the few who can utterly creep me out in ways I can’t quite explain. Things sneak up on you when you read a Charlee Jacob poem — it’s as though there’s something truly horrible roiling beneath the language and wriggling between the lines as she wrings the words for every drop of darkness they’re worth. She isn’t afraid to go over the top. She’s so good at terror that there’s no other way to put it: Jacob disturbs. The Desert features both new work and familiar reprints, but it’s got more range and maturity than her other poetry books and this is surely the best body of dark fantasy she’s produced. Definitely one of the top poetry books of 2004. Dark Regions has been quietly publishing some of the best poetry books for the past two years, in fact, so I recommend you take a gander at their website.

And finally, if you’re not afraid of extremes or are looking for something akin to punk rock, I recommend taking a look at Kurt Newton’s new chapbook, PerVERSEities II. You don’t need to read the first edition; it’s not like there’s a PerVERSEity saga or anything. This is just a companion volume to the first collection released by Naked Snake Press much earlier in the year (and also recommended). Which is another way of saying that Kurt is up to no good again. This book features the same outrageous ingenuity from the mind of Kurt Newton that we got in the first volume. PerVERSEities II is an excellent collection, revealing Newton’s mastery of balancing extreme gore against social issues and psychological traumas. It isn’t sexually perverse — well, maybe a little — but it’s mostly a perversion of verse itself, pushing the boundaries of poetic convention to generate some truly grizzly images and freaky frissons. I like Kurt Newton because he uses a simple style, one that always manages to catch me off guard. In the PerVERSEities collections, Newton goes for the throat and you get the sense that these are some of his more disgusting poems. But even when he’s waxing poetic about roadkill or probes the erotics of wounds, he is on a never-ending quest for originality, and there are a number of unique concept pieces in this volume, from the silly “Mad Cow Patty” to wholly twisted love letter, “Letterhead.” Illustrated by the very disturbing pen drawings of Chris Friend, this book deserves to be an underground hit.

For ordering details, visit the publisher’s websites:
Waiting My Turn to Go Under the Knife
The Desert
PerVERSEities II