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Monstrous Trees

For your next movie night, rent:

From Hell it Came (Milner, 1957)
The Grandmother (Lynch, 1970)
Little Otik (Swankmajer, 2000)



Help Yourself to a Cemetery Dance

Cemetery Dance magazine issue #55 has just been published and will soon be delivered to subscribers and a magazine rack near you. It features a story I co-wrote with Mark McLaughlin, called “Help Yourself” — a surreal and humorous tale about a very strange ‘self-help’ bookstore that preys on its visitor’s self-esteem. Artist Keith Minnion’s great illustration for the story is viewable on his website. You can order a copy of the magazine from the Cemetery Dance website; check out the book, Poe’s Lighthouse, while you’re there!

  Cemetery Dance Magazinne #55



Desecrating the Storybook Forest

Arnzen reads from 100 Jolts in the Storybook Forest at B&N

I had a great time in Morgantown, WV, last weekend for a fiction reading alongside Alyssa Sturgill (author of the FANTASTICALLY sick and surreal book of short-shorts, Spider Pie). We commandeered the stage in the children’s book section of their Barnes and Noble bookstore, to read our dark fiction to a good-natured audience. Fantasy writer Andy Duncan was in attendance and gives a full and funny report in the article on his weblog, “Horror in the 100-Aker Wood”, with more photos. So do Jason & Heidi Ruby Miller, authors of the great guidebook, Pennsylvania Camping, and the publishers who sponsored this event, Raw Dog Screaming Press.

[Snapshot above is courtesy of photographer Bruce Siskawicz.]



LICKER

My next book, LICKER, is now available for preorder from Shocklines.com for just $10.

To be published in a limited edition of 150 paperback copies by Novello Publishers, LICKER is a comedic horror novelette about a boy who is having some difficulties controlling his tongue…and the growths that are forming on it…and the weird people at the carnival who are compelled to want a piece of it.


In an early review, Horror World calls it an “over-the-top, gross-out laugh riot….Arnzen clearly had a lot of fun in trying to outdo himself, from the very first paragraph all the way to the last.”

Here’s what others have to say…

“Beyond over the top…LICKER violates every possible notion of good taste, gleefully, and the result is an optimistic graveyard fandango.”
Peter Straub, author of IN THE NIGHT ROOM



Summer Appearances

Sat. July 8th, 11 am
Barnes & Noble Booksellers | Morgantown, WV
Raw Dog Screaming Press Book Event
Reading/Signing with Michael Arnzen and Alyssa Sturgill
University Town Center, Morgantown, WV 26501 | 304-599-1294