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scabrid

Scab. Rabid. Scabrid.

This word sounds like it belongs on a t-shirt worn by an angry kid with a purple Mohawk and spiked leather wristbands. And like many punk rock band names, it is, in fact, lifted straight out of the medical dictionary: “scabrid” typically refers to skin (or other tissue) that is scaly or rough to the touch. Often the flesh is rough, delicate, exhibiting irregular projections, lesions, bumps, knobs, or disgusting little follicles. Caress Tommy Lee Jones’ right cheek and perhaps you’ll feel something scabrid.

Since plants are more often scaly than humans, Scabrid is a term probably used more frequently by botanists than celebrity dermatologists. A synonym for scabrid is scabrous. Its antonym? Glabrous, which sounds happy, and happily it is just as fun to say with your mouth full.

It is sometimes used to mean “difficult” or “knotty,” as in the sentence, “I do say, good sir, your choice of noose is particularly scabrid…would you mind removing it from my neck before I develop a nasty rash?”



Obscure Cat Horror-Comedies

For your next movie night, rent:

Xiong mao (Yu, 1987)
Strays (McPhereson, 1991)
Goosebumps: Cry of the Cat (Bond, 2002)

  

A scary moment in STRAYS (1991)


Brain Candy: The Music Video

Raw Dog Screaming Press has produced a funny cartoon based on my story, “Brain Candy,” from my forthcoming audio cd, Audiovile….


That’s just the tip of a very sick iceberg. To hear more tracks from Audiovile and learn how to preorder the CD, visit me on myspace.com.

You also might like William Gagliani’s review of Audiovile in the new issue of ChiZine, too.

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