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A Look Back at Zombiefest 2007

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Arnzen with zombie hostess, Becca May.

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Arnzen with zombie, Rob Dutzman.

Raw Dog Screaming Press has posted some great photos and coverage of last weekend’s fun at Zombiefest 2007.

Happy Halloween!



Halloween Fever

Halloween Comes Early:

[This just in: See the Post-Gazette article on this event.]

I’ll be attending Zombiefest in Pittsburgh this weekend (10/27-8) to kick off the Halloween-week frenzy early. I’ll be presenting a reading on a panel with Greg Lamberson and Scott Johnson on Saturday at 2pm. Other guest writers include Gary Braunbeck, Max Brooks, Kim Paffenroth, Edward A. Holsclaw II, and the guys from Bloodtype Online. Zombiefest culminates in an attempt to break the world record in a zombie walk through the Monroeville Mall (setting for the original Dawn of the Dead) for charity.

A Halloween Bargain:
I was alerted by Fictionwise — the premiere e-book distributor for popular fiction and short stories — that all horror and dark fantasy e-books are 25%-30% off this month in celebration of Halloween…there’s still time left to get as many as you can, including several of my short stories and collections in e-book format, cheap. [There is also a weekly discount page for Goreletter subscribers which features a number of titles from Raw Dog Screaming Press.]

A Halloween Costume Contest:
Usually I only post contests within the pages of the e-mail edition of The Goreletter, but this time I’m opening it up to everyone. Here’s your chance to win $75 in free Arnzen books!

This ought to be easy and your chances of winning are good! Send me a photo (whether at a party, on your doorstep, or whatever) of yourself in costume. It doesn’t HAVE to be a Halloween photo, but I imagine that would be the easiest time to take a picture. (I will post your photos under my profile at myspace.com, so entering this contest grants me one-time online publishing rights to your photograph).

Deadline: November 5th
Preferred format: .jpg file (may be re-sized for space)
Size limit: 1.4 megabytes
SEND TO: arnzen@gmail.com

Horror imagery preferred. Points for creativity, craft, and use of scenario/scenery. Bonus points for incorporating any Arnzen-related paraphernalia in your shot (holding a book, dressing up like a character, whatever). Try to keep the imagery below an R rating please, since little kiddies read my stuff sometimes and I don’t want my site to get censored/banned/etc. by the powers that be. (I will not publish nudity, drug references, or other images that I’m not comfortable sharing with the public.) New photos preferred.

Submit by e-mail only to arnzen@gmail.com. Do not send weblinks to download from. Your name will be included in the photo caption. Anyone who submits will be automatically subscribed to the e-mail edition of The Goreletter, if they do not already subscribe. Your e-address will not be used in any other way.

ONE GRAND PRIZE TO MY FAVORITE PHOTO: A free signed limited hardcover copy of PROVERBS FOR MONSTERS upon release ($50 value!) & one DVD of EXQUISITE CORPSE ($17 value!) with bonus autographed Arnzen ephemera inserted in the clamshell case ($???).



Fear Zone on Audiovile

I really enjoyed reading Greg Lamberson’s meaty review of my audiobook, Audiovile, which was published last night at the great new horror site, Fear Zone:

16 tracks of brain damaging terror. Stories like “Psycho Hunter,” “Stabbing for Dummies,” and “Six Short Films About Chauncey the Serial Killer” will have you alternately cackling and gasping. The brilliance of these tales — amplified by Arnzen’s pitch perfect delivery — is that within the space of a couple of minutes, each one sets a grin on your face, then slaps it off, then kicks you in the groin and leaves you gasping (but still laughing), “That isn’t right! That’s just plain WRONG!” – Greg Lamberson, Fearzone.com

If you’re anywhere near Pittsburgh’s Zombiefest this coming weekend (10/27-28), you too can get your brain damaged by coming to my reading, or visiting my publisher’s table at the convention.

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Readings this Weekend (Oct 19 & 20, 2007)

Get Lit at Dv8 Gallery!

I’ll be reading at two events in Western Pennsylvania this coming weekend, in celebration of Halloween:

On Friday, Oct 19th, at 7:30pm, you can catch me live at the Bottle Works Ethnic Arts Center (411 Third Ave.) in Johnstown, PA. I’ll be reading alongside Gerry LaFemina. Free and open to the public. Visit http://www.bottleworks.org/ for details.

On Saturday, Oct 20th, from 8-10pm, I’ll be chugging coffee and getting weird at the “Get Lit” event (see poster above) at DV8 Espresso Bar and Gallery (208 S. Pennsylvania Ave.) in Greensburg, PA. Free to all coffee lovers and horror fans. Visit http://www.myspace.com/dv8espressobarandgallery for more information.

I will have copies of my new book (Proverbs for Monsters), cd (Audiovile), and even DVD (Exquisite Corpse) available for sale, first come first severed…I mean “served.”

If you can’t make it, then I hope I’ll see you at ZOMBIEFEST the following weekend (Oct 27th)! Happy Halloween, hellions.



Goreletter 5.01 Mailed

The Goreletter Vol. 5, #1, with the title “Cold Cuts” was mailed to subscribers on 20/Oct/2007 @ 12:39 pm est. It contains extra material not available here on the weblog version, including a subscriber-only Halloween Costume contest where you can win $75 in free books!

If you subscribe and did not receive this issue, e-mail me for a replacement or review the archives at gorelets.com.

Subscribe today…it’s painless, fun and free! (Well…probably not completely pain-free). Issues are mailed only four-to-six times a year, so your inbox won’t be glutted. This Bram Stoker Award-winning newsletter has just begun its fifth year of production; sign up and see what thousands of other horror fans are reading! — Mike Arnzen



Twisted Prompts for Sicko Writers

+ Write a story from the viewpoint of a groundskeeper at the graveyard — avoiding any of the typical trappings of the horror genre. Make it mundane, even. Avoid using speculative fiction technique at all until you get to page three. Then, if you need to jazz things up, let her rip.

+ Devise a plot surrounding a schoolyard bully…when he’s elderly, in the nursing home.

+ Describe a tuft of stiff hair that has grown in a very unexpected place on your main character’s body.

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If you publish something instigated by this department, let me know and I’ll mention it here! Congratulations this time around to D.W. Green, for his story “Surgical Puppet Theater,” which will appear in the upcoming anthology, Darkened Horizons.