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The Haunt is Becoming a Forum

Just read this important post at Horrorgy that the ‘myspace for horror fan’ site, The Haunt, is shutting down in early November and becoming a discussion forum sponsored by the Horror-Mall instead. Sorry to hear it…I liked the concept, but it’s true that participation was lacking after the initial buzz of the place wore off. Hopefully the discussion forum will spark interest and continued community, rather than leaving a ‘ghost town’ in its wake. I probably won’t play there very often; I feel like I’ve got too many strands to follow online right now…

But I’m glad you’re following this one. So, here are Some Things The Average Schmoe Can Learn From Crappy Horror Movies and some Very Bad Poems, which I’ve learned about thanks to Lit Drift.

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Clips from My Halloween Reading at SHU 2009

Audiovile CD cover

Audiovile CD cover


Last week the English Club at Seton Hill University invited me to read at a Halloween event they sponsored, and I had a lot of fun reading some new story sketches and poems with them. I recorded it, so I could share a few audio clips here in celebration.

Click the play button below to hear “Endless Shrimp” (2:10), “Silence” (3:17) and “The Christmas Doll” (0:46). Happy Halloween (…and Christmas, too!)

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If you like it, investigate my produced CD — Audiovile! Here’s track 1: “Psycho Hunter”! Just press play:

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And if you want to hear more audio here on gorelets.com, I’ve updated old blog entries that refer to ghosts of mp3s past. So just click the ‘audio’ tag below to find more posts with streaming audio…just look for the evil little red play buttons!



Kindle2 Opens the Ebook Watershed: The Time Has Come

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Kindle International Launches Today: Watershed Moment?

It’s time to go ebook, if you haven’t already. Today amazon.com releases their next generation Kindle2 ebook reading device, which is now able to pull information out of the (cell phone) wireless networks internationally…and you don’t have to subscribe to a cell phone service to do so.  This means that the medium has gone totally global; you can read an ebook anywhere — and update/sync/buy anywhere, too. 

So what? This means that publishers everywhere will now see a new way to reach millions of readers, so they’re all going to push these electronic formats (if they haven’t already). Readers like you and me, will benefit with a huge library of titles available, at cheap discounts and other incentives to start reading our books on these devices.

Stephen Marche wrote a great article in the Wall Street Journal, claiming that the release of the International Kindle 2 will change the book as we know it. A survey of industry insiders at the Frankfurt Book Fair discovered a belief that ebooks will surpass print books as the dominant medium by 2018.  But don’t worry.  The print versions won’t die; this is just another option.  The industry is like the movies: you can watch it in the theater, or buy a DVD or stream it online.  All the same movie.  Same principle here for books.  There are now just more “on demand” options for readers. As a writer, I only see this as one venue among many to reach people.

And amazon.com isn’t the only option (though, like iTunes, I think it will swiftly become the dominant way to get them, because they make it so easy).  Barnes and Noble and Sony are both offering competition, and there’s more on the horizon.  The ebook marketplace has been the realm of the independent bookseller for years already, too, so specialty publishers like my old friends at Delirium Books have launched imprints (“Delirium Digital Editions”) dedicated completely to very niche markets where you can get exclusive ebook titles only from them.

Gorelets in 2002

Gorelets in 2002

I feel like I’ve been there with ebooks since their infancy (e.g., the name of this website — gorelets.com — refers to the tiny e-book poems I used to distribute to palm pilot readers years ago, spurned by the fact that there were ebooks but almost none of them were poetry ebooks).  A good number of my horror stories have been available at fictionwise.com for awhile now, and a hefty sampling of my books have been in ebook form for years.  I’ve learned the ins and outs of working with small publishers to provide these titles cheaply in the electronic book arena.  But I’ve always been a little reluctant to climb aboard the Amazon train, and only a few of my books and stories are available in e-format there.

I’m going to change that.  In the months ahead, I plan to make more of my work available via amazon.com in Kindle format and may even (as one reader recently recommended) make this blog available on the Kindle. I’ll likely offer them a few original “Amazon Shorts” in the horror category — short stories you can only get on amazon.com.  I’ve already updated my author profile page on amazon.com and I will start including links to their site for books.

I don’t expect to rake in the dough — I just want to reach more readers.  And as a writer, I need to read the way readers do.  I’ve come to the realization that my little old palm pilot just isn’t an adequate reflection of how people read ebooks anymore; and the computer screen has never been the most convenient substitute for a book.  Kindle looks like the best, most dominant medium for the message.  So I preordered my first Kindle yesterday, and expect great things.  You should too.  The time has come. They’ll get cheaper and better in the future — techie toys always do — but I’m convinced this is the watershed year for ebooks. You might as well get your feet wet now.   Buy a Kindle!

And enjoy the horror.  My first purchase on my new kindle will be Stephen King’s story written exclusively for — and about — the ebook, UR.

[P.S. Fictionwise.com is discounting ALL of their horror ebooks by 50% to celebrate Halloween! Get some.]



Return of the Son of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Cthulhu the Obscure
A Connecticut Devil in King Arthur’s Inferno
The Golden Bowl of Blood
The Isle of Dr. Moreau and Mr. Hyde
As I Lay Resurrecting
Creature from the Walden Pond
Of Mice and Tentacles
A Midsummer Night’s Scream
Jane Weyrewolf
Oedipus Rex: The Boy With the X-Ray Eyes
Uncle Tom’s Cannibal Cabin
A Poison Clockwork Orange
Rabid Animal Farm
Lord of the Giant Flies
Clone King Richard the Thirtieth
A Morgue of One’s Own

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With irreverence for: Quirk Classics.

[Update: The literati among you might also appreciate this essay at the 'Jane Austen's World' blog.]



Subscribe to The Goreletter and Get SPORTUARY Free!

'Fearleader Camp' - Sportuary illo by Marcia Borell

'Fearleader Camp' - SPORTUARY interior illo by Marcia Borell

[UPDATE, Oct 2010: THE FREE E-BOOK OFFER DESCRIBED BELOW IS NO LONGER VALID. Please visit amazon.com for your copy, cheap.]

I’ve just published I’m getting geared up to finish the next e-mail edition of The Goreletter, so I thought I’d post a little incentive for readers to subscribe (free) so they won’t miss a beat as this award-winning newsletter launches into its sixth volume of all things weird, wacky, wicked and wobbly. I try to make every issue a combination of original material with “best of blog” excerpts and often include coupons and contests for free swag (or as I prefer to say, “schwag,” which is probably German for…schomething).

But back to the point: EVERYONE who subscribes to The Goreletter e-mail edition for the foreseeable future will receive a free electronic copy of my long out-of-print weird poetry chapbook from 2003, SPORTUARY. Available in two flavors: you’ll need a kindle or other .mobi device to read it, or otherwise an Adobe Reader — or other .pdf format reader — is required).

This is actually a new expanded edition of the original book. I have added new poems, restored the artwork, included a preface, and redesigned the book into a more palatable format.

Anyone who subscribes will qualify. Happy Halloween!

Sportuary (which was published in an electronic edition only by CyberPulp Publishing in 2003) is good goofy gory fun. The book is a series of gruesome poetic musings on the sporting world, littered with horror haiku and twisted humor along the way. The art by Marcia Borell is surreal and funky. In his review of the book for (the now defunct) magazine, Dark Krypt, Tim Curran wrote:

“Employing haiku and free verse, Arnzen plumbs the depths of his aberrant, wonderful imagination and offers biting, metaphorical commentary on the shadowy side of athletics: swimmers mesmerized by hungry undertows and ping pong played with staring human eyes, referees getting their gruesome reward and badminton as played by lunatics. These poems are good. Not only are they good, they’re great and if you think they’re fun to read, try reading them out loud with a friend.”

Get it while it’s cold! You can subscribe right now using the form on the top of your screen.

[For another tricky Halloween treat, visit Raw Dog Screaming Press -- publisher of my books, 100 Jolts and Play Dead -- for an awesome offer to get a free copy of Jeffrey Thomas' excellent 'Punktown' novel, Everybody Scream when you buy another title from their catalog!]



Arnzen Interview at The Black Glove magazine

Check out Karen Newman’s new interview with me at The Black Glove online horror site. They also review my book, Proverbs for Monsters in another post.