Two survivors. Adrift at sea. On a raft for days. Starvation sets in. Mike Lacher at Wonder-Tonic asks:
Who will resort to cannibalism first?
Two survivors. Adrift at sea. On a raft for days. Starvation sets in. Mike Lacher at Wonder-Tonic asks:
Who will resort to cannibalism first?
Earlier today, I uploaded scans of a few rare broadsides from days of yore to the new “Arnzen Manuscripts and Rarities” collection on Scribd.com. I thought fans of my book, Proverbs for Monsters, might like to get a peek at the history behind some of the stories. (Dark Regions Press is selling Proverbs for Monsters at a nice discount right now… visit them at darkregions.com ). I’ll likely keep updating this site with various oddities, and excerpts from forthcoming titles, so if you’re on scribd, please follow me or leave comments.
New artwork continues to be posted to my flickr gallery on a semi-regular basis, like the image above. This one reminded me of the story, “Spring Ahead, Fall Back” so I called it that. There are also new things going up every now and again to the Gorelets.com gallery on this very website (like several poster art pieces I discovered recently, when going through my old files).
And the big news:
Many of you might realize that the name of this website, gorelets.com, refers to my poetry experiment — and subsequent poetry chapbook — called Gorelets: Unpleasant Poems. This webpage was originally just a platform for distributing short-short horror poems to people with handheld computers long before there was a twitter or even a Kindle. 2011 will mark a DECADE since launching that experiment, so to celebrate, I am compiling a HUGE e-collection of poetry, articles, and other fun related to the gorelets project called The Gorelets Omnibus, which should be available on Amazon.com as a Mastication Publications title in the weeks ahead. The original Gorelets collection had just 52 poems — which really is quite a few. But last I counted, this new ominbus edition will have something like 183 poems in it! I will likely create enough exclusives to bring that number up to 200, just because I like round numbers and because I like to make each edition of a book a little special. Anyway, if you’re a regular visitor to this site, I think you’ll enjoy it a great deal.
2010 was a sluggish year for me due to some setbacks and work commitments, but the haze of the year is settling and I’m excited about the year — nay, the decade — to come. Right now I’m juggling four book-length projects, I have several short stories I’ve promised to horror anthologies in development, and lots of stuff on publisher’s desks getting typeset as we speak. So I suspect 2011 will be a very happy new weird. I wish you all the best.
Much more to come soon! Subscribe to the email edition of The Goreletter so you don’t miss a beat.
One of my big nonfiction projects this past year was co-editing a huge, 130,000 word collection of instructional articles for writers, called MANY GENRES, ONE CRAFT: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction, with writer Heidi Ruby Miller. It’s early, but the website for the book has launched, and many insightful features are planned for it in the months leading up to the book’s release this coming Spring:
http://manygenres.blogspot.com
If you write or teach writing, no matter what genre, this book is for you. Horror readers will likely be familiar with some of the names in the book. Gary Braunbeck launches the book with an article on first lines; Mary SanGiovanni appears in the book with an essay on “Mood and Atmosphere in Horror”; David Morrell contributes an insightful gathering of “Five Pieces of Advice for Potential Thriller Writers”; Thomas Montelelone shares the lessons learned from editing his classic Borderlands anthology in an article called “No Such Thing as Original Sin”; Steven Piziks discusses how he got media novelizations for titles like Exorcist IV; Lucy Snyder talks about how to network at genre conventions; Michael Bracken discusses the art of the short story… for my part, I also contributed four articles, including an essay on “The Element of Surprise: Psyching-Out Readers of Horror, Mystery and Suspense.” And that’s just a small sampling of this very large book (60 contributors!).
If you like the “Instigation” prompts on The Goreletter, then this will likely appeal to you. But even if you don’t write, you might find the insights of your favorite writers, talking “behind the scenes” about their genre work, of high interest. As editor, I can tell you that the quality of the advice in this book is really quite impressive. You can review the full contents list via the MANY GENRES weblog.
Like reading, but don’t really like horror fiction? WD Prescott, is running an interesting website bluntly called The Non-Horror Reader Survey that is studying what today’s readers think about the modern horror genre. It features interviews with various readers, writers, and scholars, along with a research questionnaire you can fill out, if you want to participate. It’s an interesting idea and you should chime in and get the discussion going.
Prescott interviewed me this week. See “Winter Chills with Mike Arnzen”. I talk about The Popular Uncanny, teaching horror in college, horror’s relationship with humor and poetry, and all sorts of scholarly things you wouldn’t expect the creator of “Dear Santa” to talk about. And I make confessions like this:
I simply like to get a reaction out of readers, and myself, whenever I write. And as a horror fan, I simply enjoy laughing, gagging, and chortling with wicked glee. It’s all clownery, even if the facepaint is black. You should see me in a movie theater. I’m usually the only one cackling from somewhere in the back row, while everyone else is cowering and biting their nails.
Read the rest at Non-Horror Reader Survey.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Against my better judgment, for a gift I give you this Christmas story — “Dear Santa” — a long lost manuscript of the very first horror story I ever sold (to GAS magazine in 1989), but which ultimately never saw print. On the one hand, this is old and amateur enough to be most embarrassing. On the other hand, I think I’ve made a career of embarrassing myself. Enjoy?
“Dear Santa” – a lost 1989 manuscript by Michael Arnzen
(If you cannot read the above, see if you can click on the “view fullscreen” link at the top of the reader. Or just head on over to scribd.com, a neat site for document sharing that I have just joined. Comments, “follows” and offers to buy my old manuscripts for heaps of gold bullion are always more than welcome!)
Have a great holiday season…
I have been posting a series of digital experiments with cemetery photographs at my flickr account, like “Revenant” above. Drop by my gallery on flickr and check out the “Graveyard Studies” set. I’ll keep posting new things there as they develop. Please feel free to comment here or on the gallery itself.