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Summer Teaching Tour

I apologize for not posting here a lot lately — I’ve been very busy teaching this past year, and I’ll be busy teaching all over again in the month to come, for a number of genre fiction-focused writing workshops. I’ll be running my “Atmosphere in Horror and Fantasy” course in the MFA program in Writing Popular Fiction at Seton Hill University next week, followed by a fun guest lecture on “Making the Reader Squirm” at the acclaimed Odyssey Fantasy Writing Workshop the week after that, then running some workshops on writing uncanny scenes at Alpha: The SF/F/H Writing Workshop for Young Authors in July just to top it all off. Busy days ahead!

Reading to Alpha Teens in 2008

All of these are only open for registered students only, but Alpha is hosting a free public reading/signing with myself, Holly Black and Tamora Pierce at the Barnes & Noble bookstore in Greensburg, PA on Tuesday, July 20th at 7:30 pm.

To keep up with my readings and book signings, visit my author page at BookTour.Com (updates appear on the gorelets.com front page, as well).

[Are you a writer, but can't attend a workshop? You'll want to read the Stoker Award-winning book, Writer's Workshop of Horror!]



TWEET AT THE DEVIL

He’s the geek screaming lonely in the night
‘Cuz he can’t reload the pa-ay-age

He’s the tear in your eye
When you lose your Wi-Fi
He’s the hash in your tag
He’s faved

And he’s the fantasy wife
That’s wasting your life
And spamming you to the ground

But on the pages of Twitter
We’ll type and deliver
Be short. And waste time…

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!
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Tweet at the Devil!

He’s the follower you hate
And you won’t reciprocate
But he will not be ignore-or-ored

He follows you to the grave
When you lie on Friday
That you’re friends forevermore

And every single link
Is an URL that has been shrinked
That only sends you to his store

But on the pages of Twitter
We’ll type and deliver
Be short. And waste time…

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet at the Devil!

[Retweet Chorus x 12]

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