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Arnzen’s maniacal musings and humorous contemplations from The Goreletter.

Rejected Wack-ee Packages

PRODUCT NAME: Toast Tito’s Corn Chips
ARTWORK: Corn Chip Bag brimming with crisped brown foot ailments.
REASON FOR REJECTION: Too sick, even for us. The pictured dip is…worse.
PRODUCT NAME: Axe Devitalizing Shower Gel
ARTWORK: “Psycho” shower scene with axe-wielding maniac in silhouette behind a curtain.
REASON FOR REJECTION: This is more an idea than a product parody.
Besides, Axe is [...]

Posted by Michael Arnzen | June 5th, 2008
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Grim Henzen Productions

Wormit the Legless Frog
Everybody’s lovable green buddy crawls back from the grave on his two lanky arms, his backside grotesquely tapered much like the tadpole he once was. He haunts the parking lots of French restaurants…and in his nasal-congested voice cries out for “leggggsss!” He leaves a snotty trail behind him. He is frequently run [...]

Posted by Michael Arnzen | March 9th, 2008
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Cold Cuts


Posted by Michael Arnzen | October 19th, 2007
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13 Furnishings You’ll NEVER Find at IKEA


Posted by Michael Arnzen | July 18th, 2007
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Introducing MyBlade


Posted by Michael Arnzen | February 7th, 2007
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Why it Sucks to be a Cyclops


Posted by Michael Arnzen | September 17th, 2006
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The Alpottoir


Posted by Michael Arnzen | May 10th, 2006
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Bod Mod I’d Like to See


Posted by Michael Arnzen | February 10th, 2006
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What Bird Flu is Not


Posted by Michael Arnzen | November 26th, 2005
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Imaginary Trivia


Posted by Michael Arnzen | September 24th, 2005
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Skittyphrenia


Posted by Michael Arnzen | July 17th, 2005
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Excerpts from a Psycho Bird Watcher’s Notebook


Posted by Michael Arnzen | May 4th, 2005
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Mashing the Monsters


Posted by Michael Arnzen | March 10th, 2005
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Prime Slime Puree


Posted by Michael Arnzen | January 13th, 2005
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Chew On This. Please.


Posted by Michael Arnzen | November 8th, 2004
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