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Pithy Morbid Thoughts

This department from The Goreletter collects quotable quotes of the damned.

Spit Happens

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
– George Carlin (died June 2008)

Posted by Michael Arnzen | June 23rd, 2008
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Rest in Green Peace

“You are more useful to Nature dead than alive.”
– U.G. Krishnamurti (died 2007)

Posted by Michael Arnzen | May 22nd, 2008
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We’ll Manage

“If death had only negative aspects, dying would be an unmanageable action.”
–Emile M. Cioran (died 1995)

Posted by Michael Arnzen | January 19th, 2008
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Look Out Cannibals!


Posted by Michael Arnzen | October 17th, 2007
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The Petting Zoophobia


Posted by Michael Arnzen | July 17th, 2007
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You Still Have to Take the Final


Posted by Michael Arnzen | February 6th, 2007
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Perspective


Posted by Michael Arnzen | August 3rd, 2006
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The Nurse Wears Black


Posted by Michael Arnzen | May 24th, 2006
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The Gift of Life


Posted by Michael Arnzen | February 10th, 2006
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ESPECIALLY IF IT’S YOUR REFLECTION


Posted by Michael Arnzen | November 27th, 2005
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The True Value of Interior Decor


Posted by Michael Arnzen | September 7th, 2005
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Time for a Change


Posted by Michael Arnzen | July 11th, 2005
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Got Sanity?


Posted by Michael Arnzen | April 28th, 2005
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He’s Scratching at Your Window


Posted by Michael Arnzen | March 10th, 2005
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Gulp


Posted by Michael Arnzen | January 14th, 2005
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