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Pithy Morbid Thoughts

This department from The Goreletter collects quotable quotes of the damned.



Spit Happens

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
– George Carlin (died June 2008)

Rest in Green Peace

“You are more useful to Nature dead than alive.”
– U.G. Krishnamurti (died 2007)

We’ll Manage

“If death had only negative aspects, dying would be an unmanageable action.”
–Emile M. Cioran (died 1995)

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The Petting Zoophobia


You Still Have to Take the Final


Perspective


The Nurse Wears Black


The Gift of Life


ESPECIALLY IF IT’S YOUR REFLECTION


The True Value of Interior Decor


Time for a Change


Got Sanity?


He’s Scratching at Your Window


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