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THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter

Recipient of the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in Alternative Forms!

Published 2-4 times a year. Departments and features include: + dark humor columns + twisted writing prompts + strange snippets + sadistic statistics + Arnzen's trademark unpleasant poems: "gorelets" + links to oddities on the web + "dictionscary" terms + Arnzen news + coupons + contests + pithy morbid thoughts galore!

"The Goreletter is good enough to read all the way through....It's very entertaining, often funny, full of interesting observations and interesting links. Highly recommended." -- Bruce Boston

"The Goreletter is the most inventive, most entertaining, and SICKEST author newsletter out there! Mike Arnzen is not well." -- Jeff Strand

"Packed with writing prompts, flash fiction, macabre poetry, and lots of giveaways, the Goreletter provides hours of entertaining pleasure. Of course, you may want to take it in small doses at first, otherwise your head might just explode like that zombie in 'Brain Candy.'” – Jason Jack Miller

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  1. The Goreletter 6.02: Weird Juice
    Sent October 19th 2010

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 6.02 | October 19, 2010 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Weird Juice Stabble Fungalberry Kiweird Cocktail Poisonberry Phlegmon...

  2. The Goreletter 6.01: Of Mice and Tentacles
    Sent October 31st 2009

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 6.01 | Oct 31, 2009 +++ ======================== HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2009! It's my 20th anniversary as a published author, and this issue launches the SIXTH v...

  3. The Goreletter 5.04: Black Saabath
    Sent June 13th 2009

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.04 | June 14, 2009 +++ ======================== SPECIAL 40th ISSUE! That's a lot of Goreletter. And, yes, it's been almost a full year since the last i...

  4. The Goreletter 5.03: Wackee-Packed!
    Sent July 2nd 2008

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.03 | July 2, 2008 +++ ======================== NEWSFLASH A NEW WEBLOG! The weblog edition of The Goreletter has moved to: http://www.gorelets.com/blog...

  5. The Goreletter 5.02: Grim Henzen Productions
    Sent April 2nd 2008

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.02 | Apr 2, 2008 +++ ======================== NEWSFLASH: PROVERBS FOR MONSTERS WINS 2007 BRAM STOKER AWARD for "Superior Achievement in a Fiction ...

  6. The Goreletter 5.01: Cold Cuts
    Sent October 19th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 5.01, Oct 19, 2007 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Cold Cuts One of the ways I entertain myself when I stand in line at the ...

  7. The Goreletter 4.04: BLUGH!
    Sent July 18th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.04, July 18, 2007 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. 13 Furnishings You'll NEVER Find at IKEA BAGEMUP Mob Hit Throw Rug with ...

  8. The Goreletter 4.03: Introducing MyBlade
    Sent February 11th 2007

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.03, Feb 11, 2007 +++ ======================== THE NEW GORELETS.COM I have finally overhauled gorelets.com. It was time to rearrange the furniture. I'm s...

  9. The Goreletter 4.02: The Wink of the Cyclops
    Sent September 1st 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.02, Sept 21, 2006 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Why it Sucks to be a Cyclops + The giant monocle seldom looks flattering...

  10. The Goreletter 4.01a: EXTRA!
    Sent June 19th 2006

    EXTRA Arnzen Wins Third Bram Stoker Award! I'm happy to report that my book of mutant character studies-in-verse, FREAKCIDENTS, has just won the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in a Poetry Collection! This is my third Stoker, and I'm jumping ...

  11. The Goreletter 4.01: Tender Cuts
    Sent May 26th 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 4.01, May 26, 2006 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. The Alpottoir Take a walk down the pet food aisle, the next time you're a...

  12. The Goreletter 3.06: Extreme Makeovers
    Sent February 11th 2006

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.06, Feb 11, 2006 +++ ======================== Note: this issue is both longer than usual and later than usual. There's a reason for this. The Goreletter ...

  13. The Goreletter 3.05: Avian Phlegm
    Sent November 27th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.05, Nov 27, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. What Bird Flu is Not + The Bird Flu is not the past tense of "The bi...

  14. The Goreletter 3.04: Imaginary Trivia
    Sent September 27th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.04, Sept 27, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Imaginary Trivia A boy was born with six breasts in 1962. Only two of th...

  15. The Goreletter 3.03: Skittyphrenia
    Sent July 18th 2005

    ======================== THE GORELETTER: Arnzen's Weird Newsletter http://www.gorelets.com +++ Vol. 3.03, July 18, 2005 +++ ======================== BLATHER Blather. Wince. Repeat. Skittyphrenia This month a cat was born with two faces and I have to mar...

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