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The Clone Chores — aka Return of the Maytag Men: new post in The Popular Uncanny: gorelets.com/uncanny/advert…

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(A personal favorite)

the tongue wonders / what flavors are lurking / beyond the palate

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Adam_Cesare VIDEO NIGHT is 99 cents for a couple days. It’s John Hughes meets Stuart Gordon! How can that not sell you on it? amazon.com/dp/B008PGMQOO

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JRJ_Is_Probable SKULLCRACK for $0.99 on Kindle! “Original, utterly insane, and a shitload of fun.”—David Wong amzn.to/1OQCgGN pic.twitter.com/6mVF5ClQCq

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Cannibals age…tastefully.

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Coolest Trucker Cap award goes to: Toy Machine eyeball hat shop.tumyeto.com/toy-machine-se…

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zschomburg A group art exhibition based on my poems in Fjords is abt to go down in Canton. Start it off on 8/7. @BlackOceanOrg pic.twitter.com/w5NYU2Guwf

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JeremyCShipp Writing tips:
-sew bonnets for your cats
-forget your main character’s name
-build a robot butler out of garbage
-make a map of your brain

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DailyPrompt Write a story that includes fish sticks in some central way. Yup, that’s right. Fish sticks. Frozen, fried fish sticks.

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InterestingLit I like writing with a peacock’s quill; because its feathers are all eyes. – Thomas Fuller (1654-1734)

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Hilarious song parody, Joe-la! Well done & congrats on wk 3 of “My Dearly Departed” wp.me/p4Xr6z-38 via @ThePetulantMuse

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ThePetulantMuse Working on writing a love song for a necrophiliac prompt from Instigation (@MikeArnzen). My family is concerned for my mental stability. Lol

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Here’s some audio from my reading at Nightsun last weekend. @FSUCWCenter Frostburg State University Center for… fb.me/4sV2rFwvt

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GuideDogBooks Our debut publication back in 2008: @MatthewWarnerVA’s HORROR ISN’T A 4-LETTER WORD! amazon.com/Horror-Isnt-4-… @RDSPress

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Every poem is a blood spatter pattern. Enjoy your Fridge of the Damned @JBouthietteJr @RDSPress

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@wytcheboy “Mother Magic” — yes — perfect for the film!

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