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@nextnature rules retrotech: see the rotary iphone app http://j.mp/bO4udv and the book notebook case http://j.mp/cc0aEP
See how distracted you are when texting and driving: http://www.nytimes.com//…
“The Too Late Show”: I dream in black-and-white / twisting the rabbit ears on my head / but only receive / the nightmare static / of snow
Just counted the number of product brands/logos on all the objects around where I’m sitting: 23 pollutants! How many do YOU count?
RT @weirdnews Replace Punxsutawney Phil with robot? http://is.gd/7bLeI <-PP “treated better than most PA kids” (!?)
Slime. Slime. Slime. Is on my fries. Yes it is…
Shy-ku: I’m not a poet. / Please don’t count my syllables / Forget I wrote this.
A Working Class Hero is Something To Eat #middleclasssongs
Disney “re-ducks”: “Drakula” by George Chastain (1975): http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e…
@taasband You will be missed. I’ll follow each dismembered arm separately now; so please don’t stop snaking.
Thx @robinbogg @GLOSSMANIA @1755Dictionary @andybodders I am the Walpole. I also wrote The Castle of Oringo. #18thcenturybeatles
Thanks for your unique ‘green’ inspirations @BlackDogNate @MadameDeVore @Poe71 We’ll see what happens!
#18thcenturybeatles I am the Walpole.
Name an object you associate with the color green and I might write a story about it for The Fiction Project http://j.mp/4Vpfto
“Tina’s Piercing Fetish” is not what you think it is : http://www.gorelets.com/…
@misericorde @amergina The bell hasn’t rung yet, but I’ve begun passing out assignments.
The Exorcist is not all about pea soup, curses and crucifixes. It’s about hospitals and health care.
My cat attacks me whenever I tweet. This is because @twitter is ornithocentric. I really wish it was called meower instead.
Dweller by @JeffStrand looks like a good read: http://jeffstrand.wordpr…
@cairnwood Love that Cervantes quote!
RT @Jeff_Burk Eraserhead Press 2010 schedule. ch-ch-check it out! http://tinyurl.com/ylx3r… <- cool too to hear about Deadite Press
http://darkmarkets.com/ is looking for some horror writers and helpers to keep the thing going….
If I were a doormat manufacturer, I would SO make a weird product line called HAZMATS, all in the shape of hazard signs.
There are more bargain bin calendars at my Barnes and Noble than horror novels. Depressing. Where’d they put ‘Horrors: 365 Scary Stories’?
I find myself wondering how hoarders decorate their homes for Christmas…maybe move a stack of stuff aside to reveal the remains of tree?
TomSniegoski R.I.P Robert B. Parker. You were one of reasons I do what I do. You, and your work will be missed.
In case you missed it: “Don’t Stop Bleeding.” Undead. People. Oh-oh-ohhh!: http://bit.ly/6KdEhD
If you haven’t seen the weird music video for “Brain Candy” it’s now on my @amazon author profile page: http://bit.ly/2WSb7p
Thanks @GLOSSMANIA! My vampire-zombie love ballad tribute to Journey: “Don’t Stop Bleeding” (Hold On to That Feeding!): http://bit.ly/6KdEhD
My vampire-zombie love ballad tribute to Journey: “Don’t Stop Bleeding” (Hold On to That Feeding!): http://bit.ly/6KdEhD
Leave me a shout (and listen to tracks from my Audiovile CD) at last.fm: http://www.last.fm/music…
@chrisbowsman Thanks for continuing to torture my ficus! He died this year. His cork head tumbled onto the windowsill. Chilling.
Still a month left to sign up - join me and hundreds more in The Fiction Project @arthouse: http://arthousecoop.com/…
Today I found myself researching quotes from Steve Martin’s The Jerk: http://uk.imdb.com/title…
‘The Writing Class’ by Jincy Willett @amazon http://bit.ly/7GLfhi Funny murder mystery set in a writer’s workshop. On my syllabus!
@spinmatt is auctioning a number of rare horror books to support NECON, including a hardcover ed of Freakcidents: http://j.mp/6q5yFS
Busily teaching in our MFA program in Writing Pop Fiction at Seton Hill U this week. http://fiction.setonhill… Best job in the world.
@chrisbowsman Thanks for the cool comments on Fluid Mosaic! The art that inspired “Immaterial Girl” is @ http://www.gorelets.com/…
@Bodhipaksa It’s another palindromic day: 011110. <-I noticed this too. At 1:11:11 am! And then the clock opened up to reveal…stars…..
Good luck @misericorde …… you’re not tweeting in class are you!? :-)
BacklistBooks March 6th - get ready for Bizarro Day at Backlist Books!!! More details to come. http://bit.ly/5tNWDa
RT @BoingBoing Extended album art http://bit.ly/6fMgY7 <- Some funny stuff at the b3ta site linked here.
RT @NortonOnline SPIM (Instant Message SPAM) on the rise. Check out this example: http://bit.ly/4GSvZa <- SPIM: cool word for uncool act.
Tomorrow morning, we’re all discussing @scalzi ‘s OLD MAN’S WAR in our MFA program in Writing Popular Fiction @SetonHill University.
@KingdomSearch @tia15 Is it Misery? Not quite sure…… but now I must rinse!
RT @Drudge_Report Casino table games are coming to cash-strapped Pennsylvania. http://tinyurl.com/yjm8s… <- Yes! Steeler Dealers!
@MarkMorris10 Congrats on your twenty years in the writing biz! Best wishes to you for at LEAST 20 more.
RT @nextnature Why Handwriting Must Die http://bit.ly/8gdeTT
Anti-Twitter by Harold Jaffe looks interesting to me: http://www.rawdogscreami…
RT @LaphamsQuart @latimesbooks It’s not yet a week into 2010, and Joyce Carol Oates has a new book. http://bit.ly/7ljJ5l <-She’s amazing!
@MikeBrendan You should hear me singing my own version of Sesame Street songs to deaf children.
@joe_hill “Feel like making…[bun-uhn-bwahn, bun-uhn, bwahn]…FEEL LIKE MAKING SLUDGE!”
HowardLovecraft How uncanny that the contents of my icebox have disappeared, replaced by squamous cells coated in briny ichor.
Listening to Current 93’s “The Inmost Light” and drinking Cranberry Green Tea while the world outside is muffled dark in smothering snow.
RT @BookFinder @fairywhispers @BookFinder: AbeBooks’ Weird Book Room http://bit.ly/6YRFOT <-Includes Donihe’s Washer Mouth, others!
Anything you’d like to see on my website at http://www.gorelets.com ? Let me know and I’ll consider adding it to my ‘to do in 2010’ list.
Have loved the wallpapers that @dblasphemy creates for years. Worth joining for member downloads at http://www.digitalblasph…
Go welcome @heidirubymiller and @JasonJackMiller with friendship. I’m coediting a project with Heidi; Jason appears on Audiovile.
Backing up and archiving all my 2009 files. Have you?
Do any of you attend Marcon http://marcon.org/ ? I was invited but I’m not sure I can get away from teaching on that weekend. Who’s going?
Awesome @jmridenhour…Gracias.
RT @BorowitzReport “It’s hard to properly mourn Billy Mays when he keeps trying to sell us stuff.” <- it’s so “Death: As Seen on TV”
Gracias, @chrisbowsman!
I will look for that Tool cover of ‘No Quarter’ @MikeBrendan! I wonder, too, if Richard Cheese has done a lounge cover? @Coverville?
Scariest Led Zeppelin song: “No Quarter” http://www.youtube.com/w…
Scariest Talking Heads song: “Air.” http://www.last.fm/music…
@ebertchicago Brilliant reflection on “Eternal Sunshine” http://j.mp/8nHCIQ I think Gondry and Kaufman go together like Bunuel and Dali!
Sawed through the torso. Impaled in the limbs with heavy hooks. Rarely given more than water. Left to rot. Woe Tannenbaum!
I feel morally obligated to inform you that @netflix just added BEING JOHN MALKOVICH to its instant watch line-up: http://j.mp/5o6Yov
Annnnnd……scene! 2010 is here. All your odometers have been reset. Get an oil change, world.
