Life in the incinerator is like a box of chocolates. It melts.
Let me take you down, ‘cause you’re going to…’Tentiary Steel. Cot and 3 meals. And something to get hung about! #beatleslegalese
We’re Sgt Pepper’s Solitary Confinement Band…I hope will enjoy the show! #beatleslegalese
True @JohnUrbancik Personally, I don’t chop around in the store…I just grab whatever’s topping the NY Times Beheaders List.
Just misread a sign for “Bestsellers” as “Beheaders in Literature”. What a bookstore section that would be!
The earbuds I ordered / from ebay / were dismembered / flaps of flesh / that came with a note: / “True friends listen!” #BadEbayItems
The horror! The hoppor! http://www.sketchybunnie…
#hairshakespeare A Comb-over of Errors
#hairshakespeare Shy Locks in The Merchant of Hennas
“Carrie Aged, Returns”: she hit ENTER / recalling the tang of correction / the stain of ribbon / the crinkle of paper / the sticking of keys
♫ Listening to ‘Annoying Chair-Rattling Thud’ by ‘The Damned Car Next To Me That I’m Thinking About Sideswiping When the Light Changes’ ♫
@PiaVeleno Sky’s the limit, Pia! Remember, what happens in Vegas, slays in Vegas.
RT @JustAfterSunset “Seton Hill has some amazing poets…” <- I enjoyed the evening. Such talent. Enjoyed them all. Thanx for the invite!
@BenFolds Go to Jerry’s Records in Squirrel Hill… one of the best for vinyl in the country!
The taxidermist / whispers an apology / into its hidden ear / before up-ending the peacock / and feather-dusting / his shopfront.
All mail from Colorado should come in Denverlopes.
What Would I Do For A Klondike Bar? You tell me: http://www.facebook.com/…
OfficialEATB Win Echo & The Bunnymen tickets for State Theater, Fairfield by re Tweeting this Tweet
he remembered reading / somewhere once / that the brain lives on / a few seconds / after decapitation / and then / it all / went / black
“pruning”: a vine lashes the gardener’s wrist / and she drops her sheers / in fresh-turned soil / as roots finger and fumble / the handles
ACK! Just saw my first “promoted by” twitter ad turn up in a search. bluh. (Wondering: If I retweet do I get ad money too?)
#volcanofilms Crater vs. Crater
“deja food”: hot blood / goes unswallowed / as she frowns / down at his neck. / the flavor’s familiar. / she’s bit here before.
“goodbye trace”: the last thing she sees / is him cleaning / his knife of her / wiping away his sin / erasing her message / her mystery
The killer pauses while painting / the walls with her blood / struggling to stirstick / the congealing remainder / clotting in the can
@NickCato Thanks, Nick…and for the review of Demiter, too. Sold!
#fearchat I wanna see Human Centipede, b/c it’s not a remake, and it’s not a vampire or zombie or serial killer film. More like Cronenberg!
The spitting black husk / quivers in the sauce / on the stove top. / It has too much hair / to be Eggplant Parmesan.
“Roadside Awakening”: halogen red / shatters an aura cast / through the stained glass twinkle / and rusty glaze / of my smeared blood
The Horrorific Ontology of “What is That?”: http://naughtthought.wor…
David Morrell to guest appear during Seton Hill University’s MFA in Writing Popular Fiction residency June 26th, 7pm: http://j.mp/c2Sepj
Once you use a jumbo paper clip, you can’t go back to the flimsy ‘normal’ paper clips.
Books aren’t backlit or illuminated. Books >are< the light. #nww
Lethargy. Should be the name of a game show.
How’s twitter on #ipad? Say “YO!” if you’re reading this on your iPad?
Horrors on http://abcnews.go.com/ “Doctors Perform C-Section and Find No Baby” and “Slash’s Playlist”
@poxypigtails It’s freaky deaky. I see these hybrid monstrosities of conjoinment as a metapahor for social networking. Hah!
Thanks for the kind tweet, @jmridenhour Nothing against my alma maters, but I wish I could have gone to school at Seton Hill, too!
I’ve only seen trailers for that cartoon, UP. I assume it is about the effect balloon mortgages had on the elderly in the downturn.
@NickCato Yes, a frankenstein creator gone too far. I think The Human Centipede will be a cult favorite, via “word of mouth(s)” so to speak.
Just hit 666 followers. Appreciative, but somehow dissatisfied. Guess I’ll slay another goat to reach 999. RT to spare it.
@MonicaJORourke Y is just a whiny I. I want a new vowel…something in the subsonic range or animal high pitch will do.
I want a new vowel.
Ignorance Is Bliss (For The Mole People) http://ping.fm/wET6j
April fools no one. May? He’s the trickster.
SHOCKING REPORT: Large Hadron Collider (Black Hole) Experiment Was Dangerously Corrupted During Earth Hour http://j.mp/bdwoOA
@dlepsch We’ll hear more at the rez about whether grad students get free iPads, but rumor says >all< full time students will.
RT@mashable The Muppets Celebrate Easter/Darwinism with New Cover [VIDEO] - http://bit.ly/b91Qar