“Psychedaylight” #iphoneography for @mostlylisa’s
#SoEmoContest http://campl.us/epQ
August starts tomorrow? There’s no way this month had 31 days.
RDSPress Bloggers: if you support/post #retrospective on your blog, please send me the link, and we’ll add you to the list. Contact me for more info.
HorrorScott If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…Unless it’s skydiving. That’s a harsh fail.
Did you know that “Michael Arnzen is Lurking In the Shadowy Corners of Your (@amazon) Bookstore”?: http://amzn.to/bmlt2O
MichaelKnost Best. Clock. Ever. http://www.neatorama.com…
RDSPress #FF follow these #retrospective supporters! @shadowflame1974 @HorrorTalk @slushpilehero @BlackDogNate @LittleWritter @swands @cmdrsue
ALERT! I will be shutting down the arnzen profile on myspace on August 1st. Kiss it goodbye here: http://www.myspace.com/a…
SlushPileHell The Top 25 WORST SELF-HELP BOOKS…EVER from yesterday’s contest. http://bit.ly/9IXzOr #selfhelpfail
scottjohnson I swear my dog just say the word, “treason”.
“Gughast” http://bit.ly/aJLaL8 A bizarre new art piece posted to the gorelets.com gallery.
@TyrusBooks — Twitter won’t let me DM ya unless you follow me <odd…>. I’ll see if I can email you instead, but feel free to follow!
@HammyPsychoMop Sorry to hear that the body horror didn’t work out at that con. Maybe that’s a sign that you’re doing it right. Keep it up.
I totally agree @matt_cardin — good blog entry about the positive role of Bezos in effecting ebook readers http://ow.ly/2ikFJ
Don’t go for the $139 kindle. It’s wifi only. You need the $189 (free 3G) version to read anywhere in the world: http://amzn.to/ckfQ4H
#selfhelpfail Eat Brains Die: One Zombie’s Search For Salvation
#selfhelpfail Spamming God: Save Time, Make Money with the Power of Direct Message Prayer!
Enjoyed reading the GQ interview with Bill Murray this morning: http://bit.ly/by6TFi
Wild virtual pop up book/music project: Dark Night of the Soul: http://www.dnots.com/
Cripes! I have to catch up with Jack Handey — didn’t realize he had so many books: http://amzn.to/9wTMRc
And now, http://www.deepthoughtsb…
jaymgates #retrospective launches next week! Chats, book bundles, special goodies and some excellent fiction! Come one, come all!
RDSPress Book/Genre bloggers: We would like to spread the word about Raw Dog Screaming Press’s #retrospective. Interested? Let me know!
The People’s Court should include public execution…but ONLY if it keeps running the bongo music.
paulgoatallen Carnivorous Cosmos: Laird Barron – and His Lovecraftian Stylings – Is Horror’s New Messiah http://bit.ly/arx82z
RT @RL_Stine New adventures in Child Humiliation. Turning a baby into a worm. http://mbist.ro/cc6WXh <-not quite what I imagined
RT @JaneFriedman This is the best online book promo I’ve seen, like, maybe EVER: http://www.nomorefriends… <- Love it. To death!
@scottsplatter Skull Fragments is a VERY quick read. But no, don’t mow after reading. You’ll get…ideas. And congrats on your 11K tale!
“Here Kittie, Kittie…”
#iphoneography #MLPhotoContest http://campl.us/dQd
Cool flash offer, @TyrusBooks! I’d love to check out The Deputy by @VictorGischler. Readers: check ‘em out: http://www.tyrusbooks.co…
Scissors always win when I play Rock Paper Scissors. Of course, I only use poultry shears on my opponent.
PublishersWkly Huff Post: 9 of the Most Amazing Bookstores in the World http://huff.to/9oQJR3
Saturday Night Fever Dream. http://campl.us/dJG
Vinyl Sunrise #MLPhotoContest #iPhoneography http://campl.us/dJE
LaughingSquid here’s a great t-shirt to wear to the next crappy 3D movie you see http://bit.ly/99Gj2T
DHarlanWilson The Huffington Post recently stoked my publisher @RDSPress: http://huff.to/bO25K2
Nature abhors a full vacuum bag.
Yes, “horror vacui”. That’s http://en.wikipedia.org/… OR a very cool tattoo shop http://www.lachelihorror…
Reading Ligotti’s “Conspiracy Against the Human Race”. Dark, depressing, sobering, pessimistic horror vacui at its finest.
Horror_World RT @WorldHorror2011: We will have exciting news to announce on Mon.! Be sure to keep an eye out at http://www.whc2011.org #horror #ATX #cons
Lawrence Connolly on Werepig radio in five mins: http://www.blogtalkradio…
Horror fans: @NeconEBooks is starting up a cool horror ebook club. Also see @horrormall’s “Darkside Digital” line + watch @Dark_Regions_Pr !
@jackayline Sounds cool to me. The more cyborgs, the scarier! Especially if they speak or bleed.
@NoraThompson Your Hairy Eyeballs project looks fabulous. Thanks for the comments. The sample story/pages are great! http://bit.ly/cK0YFu
New Goreletter “Blather” posting: Weird Juice http://bit.ly/dhuWwQ
“Space Hermit” - new iphone art posted on my web gallery: http://www.gorelets.com/…
RT @NoraThompson The Rots Newsletter - http://eepurl.com/qSZn <- Just subscribed. Love the iFrank at http://bit.ly/cOz8o5
Sweaty skin. It’s how humans pant and drool like dogs.
Alan M. Clark imagination workshop: http://ifdpublishing.com…
‘Twas beauty that drilled the priest. #inaccuratescifiquotes
earlfando (flat hand) (sideways hand) (clenching hand) (clenching hand) (middle finger) #inaccuratescifiquotes
No fate but what we bake. #inaccuratescifiquotes
IT’S A CHIIIIIIIIVE! #inaccuratescifiquotes
RT @HorrorWriters The Stoker Awards Weekend 2011 website is now LIVE: http://www.stokerweekend… <-I’ll be running a workshop!
@tanyatwombly I will definitely look for that ’80s Slasher Film’ documentary. I’m sure it will give me ‘slashbacks.’
Neat: LibraryThing Readathon: http://www.librarything….
webmonkees “If total eclipse of the heart isn’t about Planet of the Apes, it should be.” #weirdal80srejects #turnaround #brighteyes
TheSmokingPoet Why The Next Big Pop-Culture Wave After Cupcakes Might Be Libraries http://www.npr.org/templ…
At first, Renate thought my “Demonaurus” artpiece was a crumpled Coke can. That is but one ruse of the evil Demonaurus! http://bit.ly/a5B2ry
hodgman @neilhimself @molly_oneill ghosts may beat hoboes but zombie matadors trump all. Wait. We’re discussing the next great YA novel trend, yes?
@Tweet_Shrieks go zombie go!
Check out my “Demonaurus”: http://bit.ly/a5B2ry
I don’t think “weather” is the right word for the environmental torture of mankind. “Tormentilation” works better. Dictionary, get on that.
scifilondon RT @steven_moffat Could you retweet please. Save the legendary Hammer studios from re-development. www.savebraystudios.com
Enjoyed reading Skull Fragments http://j.mp/a9oZKV last nite in #Alpha2010 event with @hollyblack and Tam Pierce. Thx all!
My new weird iphone artwork posted on the http://gorelets.com gallery: “Shark Starvation”: http://bit.ly/akn6Zl Comments welcome.
Right on people @betsywhitt @poxypigtails @APMonkey @John_F_Taylor @MelLHay @RDSPress @kamigarcia @Tweet_Shrieks @lois_gresh and all yinz.
My new weird iphone artwork posted on the http://gorelets.com gallery: “Shark Starvation”: http://bit.ly/akn6Zl
I’m signing/reading fiction tonight with Tamora Pierce and @hollyblack at BN Greensburg, PA, 7pm. #Alpha2010 Info: http://bit.ly/9ZEVv8
Yo @RobertWWalker! Things are well, writing the weirdness as always. I enjoyed your essay on ebook publishing at http://ning.it/c4d3to
In the Carpathian mountains / there is a blind vampire / tusked and feral / who snorts the rocks below the cliffs / seeking fallen men.
RT @ChuckWendig @MikeArnzen I grew up about 30 seconds from this PA gravity hill: http://bit.ly/baVeAy <-Wild. Will investigate!
Safe driving @NicolePeeler. See you soon in sunny muggy PA. If you drive thru Bedford county, test whether www.gravityhill.com is true.
@PWxyz Penguin’s “amplified” e-books: better or worse than print? http://bit.ly/9iB51Z <-Cool BUT the book is a commercial for the TV show.
Yawns are the words the soul never gets to speak.
OccultDetective The mirror is broken. Balance is restored. In silent remembrance of the spell unspoken. Of the magick unprovoked. Of the blood on my hands.
See you at our signing/reading tomorrow @hollyblack! Any chance you’ll share from Zombie vs. Unicorns? #Alpha2010
Good luck with the story @Rae_Of_Hope! Don’t forget that sleep is where dreams come from…so do rest, but not during @hollyblack #Alpha2010
The Beehive of Doom http://campl.us/cQX
@BlackDogNate Who knew weirdness could be discounted? Thanks for picking up Proverbs for Monsters!
Okay kids. Time to read ‘It’s Okay to be a Zombie: An Unchildren’s Book’ by Nathaniel Lambert. @amazon: http://amzn.to/cofTUD
hopelessjen Great news to wake up to! Wow!! RT @davidhalesmith Congratulations to New York Times Bestselling @ruckawriter ! http://ow.ly/2cRlq
Overlook HURRY!!! 50% OFF Store-Wide SALE! Only 36 Hours! First Time Ever Offered! Use Coupon - Fifty50 - http://tinyurl.com/2erdg…
“gridlocked”: somewhere deep in the junkyard / a muffled horn honks / as if the other cars / could get out / of my captive’s way
Thanks for helping with the hostage negotiations for releasing The Goreletter @NikaLana Soon as I get that helicoptor and unmarked bills…
RT @typohunter Does it bother anyone else that @twitter’s top nav uses title case for “Find People” but sentence case for “Sign out”? <-yes!
I loved the “cthulhu gangsta” poses students made at #Alpha2010 today when they sampled Audiovile. Listen here: http://bit.ly/d5Ck3b
Greensburg awaits you @NicolePeeler!
@troilee iPhone, googlebot droid, whatever: We are all deceived. In the meantime, everybody doodle jump!
Yo @CorpseFire Some plugs don’t seat into the device. Shrug. Minor problem. I am >very< happy w/Iphone4. The twitter app is great, too, btw.
LOL #squeet @amergina “Squittering” = cool word Stephen King used in The Shining. Could have said ‘skittering’ but the k wasn’t q enough.
@troilee I do not regret iphone. My reception isn’t perfect, but your droid will eat you with invisible teeth when you’re not looking.
iphone4 bumpers rock and I’m glad they’ll be rebated; but note that they limit your charger and earphone jack options.
At #Alpha2010 we analyzed the word ‘squittering.’ Which sounds like twittering. So consider this message the world’s first squeet!
I’m holding the next issue of the Goreletter hostage until you subscribe: http://www.gorelets.com
RT @jackayline Q: “What would @MikeArnzen do for a Klondike bar?” <-A. Shark inside out. #Alpha2010. Facebook join at http://bit.ly/cyhP27
tobiasbuckell A map of the creative process (hits too close to home!), via @sterlingediting : http://bit.ly/9BMoem (I want to frame this!)
@brianjhatcher http://yfrog.com/j6510iqj Neat artpiece. Is that the work of Alan Clark, perhaps?
Yesterday at #Alpha2010 we studied the uncanny in @annegeddestweet http://bit.ly/b0utku Today? Imagery in @OfficialOzzy http://bit.ly/cKK5Qa
This year I miss another #Necon. That makes like 30 of them. I should go before I die. In the mean time, there’s http://amzn.to/bfM7VP
@PiaVeleno @CoffeeForLess is great for kcups. And I think “K-Cup” is my blood type, by the way.
@DHarlanWilson right on. Glad I preordered the goat head!
auntbeast RT @science: Japanese researchers have created a baby robot that resembles a human child. http://bit.ly/aMJmUc
@SlayerEm it’s all about the accurate flavor of unicorn brains! #alpha2010
hopelessjen @MikeArnzen The Black Scallion #onionfilms
sarahhollowell You know, the more I think about it, @MikeArnzen is right. The Energizer Bunny is really disturbing.
Prepping for teen genre writing workshop #Alpha2010 today. Public reading scheduled for next Tues: http://bit.ly/bEHXKM Freakiness abounds.
#onionfilms Soylent Green Onions (are People)
#onionfilms The Black Vidalia
#onionfilms WALLA WALL-E
Tomorrow: Alpha cringes. http://alpha.spellcaster… (Your new ‘tentacular-robotic A’ logo is freaky too, btw, #Alpha2010).
@ryanmwilliams What happens at Wacky Wednesday? :-)
@mattstaggs Love that word, “Geeknik”! That’s an entire generation. Not finger-snapping and bongo poems, but tweeting about gadgets.
@amergina I’d recommend @lucky_clan’s ArtStudio for the Ipad! Great drawing app, esp w/stylus. http://www.iphoneclan.co…
New iphone painting, “Angry Bird,” posted to my website: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Thank you @akismet for blocking all that garbage from the blogosphere (83% of all comments are spam!) http://akismet.com/stats
‘zombies’ is now an app category in iTunes! I think this is significant.
My Stoker award-winning collection, Proverbs for Monsters, on sale in paperback from @Dark_Regions_Pr $13.99 at http://bit.ly/9tbPQG
Canadian Sea Monster gets its own stamp: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/a…
Exit light. I just bought Ligotti’s pessimistic treatise “The Conspiracy Against the Human Race” from Hippocampus Press http://bit.ly/dnDxpZ
Congrats @thrillerwriters award winners from #thrillerfest @TomPiccirilli @Jamiefreveletti @LisaGardnerBks and all! thrillerwriters.org/
sfwa Congratulations to SFWA member @paolobacigalupi who has just won the John W. Campbell Memorial award. http://is.gd/dnTm9
sfwa Congratulations to SFWA member James Morrow who has just won the Theodore Sturgeon Memorial award http://is.gd/dnTm9.
SFAwardsWatch New blog post: Rhysling Awards http://www.sfawardswatch…
#FatBowieLyrics Oh my KFC-15. Oh-oh. KFC-15.
#FatBowieLyrics Bluejean. I can’t fit into my bluejeans. [Sometimes I feel like: ooooh another oreooooh].
“Crowned clown in gown drowns bound brown pound hounds in South Sound,” she read aloud with a profound frown.
Off to work on a grizzly little ghost story.
DHarlanWilson Peckinpah Giveaway. Win a signed copy of my short novel at GoodReads: http://bit.ly/a6t4Ul
“Everyone should read Hater by @davidjmoody Awesome story to twist your mind around.” <-Thanks for the tip @tanyatwombly
@CemeteryDance reports that Futile Efforts by @TomPiccirilli is now shipping. http://www.cemeterydance…
@amazon has released the NEW Kindle DX…like the gray color, but it’s too big, imo. See it: http://amzn.to/bz0Iq7
Paint against the darkness! @BrianFreeman’s new book, The Painted Darkness, free for a limited time only at www.DownloadTheDarkness….
RT @wired “Gaming the System: How Marketers Rig the Social Media Machine” http://bit.ly/aN63EE <-“Ponzi Friendships”?? Sad!
RT @davidhalesmith @wired on @ruckawriter ‘s Batwoman: Elegy Balances Surreal Suspense, Sexual Politics http://bit.ly/bXgBVP <-Very cool!
RT @mubidotcom Movie Poster of the Week: “Dogtooth” http://bit.ly/9wxibG <-Anyone seen this? Not a werewolf film; over-protective parents.
JeffStrand I’ve posted the cover to the hardcover edition of WOLF HUNT at www.jeffstrand.com. The werewolf looks so SNUGGLY!
RT @LAGilman “Ok, about the zombie chickens” is not a phrase you hear all that often. #odyssey10 <- Brain peckers!
Love is ageless. And sometimes skinless. http://bit.ly/dwukLq
Thanks @jeffkirvin - helped me decide!: ‘iPhone 4: The bars are a lie’ http://www.jeffkirvin.ne…
Some people wanna fill the world with zombie love songs. And what’s wrong with that? I’d like to know. So here I go, a-brains! @PaulIsUndead
@amazon posts new cover art and preorder for ‘He Is Legend: An Anthology Celebrating Richard Matheson’ in HC+Kindle http://amzn.to/a9OpGX
“100 Artists See Satan” (including my fave, the “Lucifork”): http://gcacfundraiser.co…
RT @ESPN_US_Soccer “An open letter to Paraguay — good riddance” http://es.pn/ae80px <-HAH! #worldcup
horrorbooks @MikeArnzen The Neil Young Cannibals? #bandhybrids
The Cultravox #bandhybrids
Qween #bandhybrids
“Does Van Hagar Count?” LOL @horrorbooks
Metallicalla #bandhybrids
2 Live Motley Crue #bandhybrids
P.I.L.L. Cool J #bandhybrids
Good one @mattstaggs! Britney Burning Spear(s) #bandhybrids
#bandhybrids Clint Black Sabbath
Thanks 4 the hotcakes @jessicafreely @MikeBrendan @nalohopkinson (hands) and @amy_grech and @reneechambliss @crazywritinfool @walterflanagan
@LAGilman They’re all cool and kookie. “Matt” is the smart, quiet one…surprise him by knowing his name.
I think IHOP should change its name to Planet of the Crepes.
Back from teaching “Making Your Reader Squirm” at Odyssey writing workshop http://www.sff.net/odyss… Fun. You’re gonna love em @LAGilman!

