LAST CALL for entries in the Halloween Haiku Caption Contest at http://gorelets.com/blog Deadline: Midnight eastern! Prize: Signed book!
#zombiehaiku : We all still hunger — / even without tongues or throats — / we must feed the void
Trick or treat…. extra candy coming!
Don’t forget the Halloween Haiku Caption contest ends tonight at Midnight est. Win a copy of HE IS LEGEND: http://www.gorelets.com/…
More #zombiehaiku: “Undead at the Desk”: dead man resurrects — / fingers twitch on his keyboard / retweeting this post
#zombiehaiku I load my pistol. / Dad tells me “Aim for the head!” / But his chin will do.
Happy Halloween! Here’s a treat: “Behind the Halloween Fire”: original desktop wallpaper art: http://www.flickr.com/ph…
Put your money where your mouth is…and you will contract something disgusting.
Thx for helping me work on the gallery @NoddlaNocdar. The word SPAM is moderator script boilerplate I can’t edit yet. Nothing personal! :-)
Halloween Haiku Caption Contest still going strong: http://bit.ly/b8waDJ
@NoodlaNocdar Got the new haiku entry (will fix)… I’ll make some changes to ease entry blockade, but I’ll keep the moderating function on.
@NicolePeeler Every day is Halloween! :-) I have a similar agenda today…writing, working, grading papers…then scary movie time.
@NickCato — Two scary movies already this morning? That is impressive. Happy Halloween!
@NoddlaNocdar Check it now…the site puts the entries on hold till I review and clear them as R-rated or below. :-) NICE HAIKU, btw! Thx!
Q. Who will you be on Halloween? A: I’m going as the Naked Invisible Man…bandage-free. You won’t see me after you open your door.
Had a breakthrough on a sluggish novel project — it was actually a ghost story in disguise all along! Reset! Maybe do #nanowrimo after all.
Cool horror sculpture http://www.petemurph.com…
Maybe write a haiku to go with this (or other scrawl); maybe win a book: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Remember: Halloween Haiku Caption Contest ends in two days: http://www.gorelets.com/…
@devontech re: DTTG. The “sync” icon in DTPro appears on Snow Leopard, but it doesn’t appear on my Leopard install (of latest ver).
I thought I invented the word “chuzz” today, but research says I was mistaken. So I declaim the chuzz. But I’m still saying it, chuzzface.
Chewy Louie #HorrorSongs
In a Rotta da Bleeder #HorrorSongs
Nah, better yet: Wereacuda! #HorrorSongs
LOL There’s ‘No Reply At All’ @RDansky! :-)
Slime a Believer #HorrorSongs
Lucy in the Pie with Diamonds #HorrorSongs
A friend sent me this very strange link to a zombie page at Sears <?>: http://bit.ly/dnoThr
More details on The Goreletter’s haiku caption contest (DL: 10.31!): http://www.gorelets.com/…
“Attack of the Bleu Man Group” — listen/download this nutty story featuring French zombie mimes gone wild: http://bit.ly/aj2KB9
Just recorded a funny vocal track for a new music-enhanced story I’ll be posting soon on http://gorelets.com for a Halloween treat.
I’m running a horror haiku caption contest till Halloween. Subscribe to the goreletter for details at: http://gorelets.com
Free (public domain) horror stories at gutenberg.org: http://www.gutenberg.org…
Halloween: he does not don his mask / but puts it over the face / of each victim / so he can butcher / the same person / again and again
Flash Gordon Ramsey #halloweencostumegame
Yoko Bono #halloweencostumegame
Ronald McDonald Trump #halloweencostumegame
“The Gatherer”: New dark artwork posted to my gallery: http://www.gorelets.com/…
The M words from the Morrison Thesaurisson: Motel. Money. Murder. Madness.
An epiphany is not an epi-fanny.
Had “Food Folks and Fun…with Zombies” last night, at the @MorgantownPoets reading. Thanks gang!
Heading to Morgantown, WV. Reading horror tonight, 7pm, at the MAC. See http://gorelets.com for more details.
Reading Dreams & Nightmares #87 tonight. Another good issue of this longstanding poetry zine put out@DavidKMidKM! I’m a lifetime subscriber.
Right on, @Horror_Nerd … enjoyed your “metropolis of death” haiku on the gorelets.com gallery!
Go for it @Weebeasty! Hope you come up with something sinister.
Goreletter 6.02 has been mailed. If you didn’t get yours, let me know. There’s a haiku contest this issue, btw. http://www.gorelets.com
“Behind the Ice Cream Shop”: fangs puncture / child’s throat / and he winces — / the esophagus / is still cold / from the sherbet.
New issue of the Goreletter done and just needing final touch-ups. Sign up now to get yours (always free) by email at: http://gorelets.com
Signs, You Might Be Crazy: New “Weird Websites of the Month” posted at The Goreletter: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Sign reads “911: Police Fire Ambulance”. Person in phone booth losing grip on life wonders “Why oh why did the police fire the ambulance?”
Woman has baby on 8.8.08, then another on 9.9.09, then another on 10.10.10! http://bit.ly/dgSujS Naw, that trinity is not scary at all!
Hilarious t-shirt: “Visit Beautiful R’lyeh!” http://bit.ly/aI7pFs
It’s now $50 more today for Karloff’s Thriller DVD set than it was yesterday. http://amzn.to/blOBrB Sorry if you missed out.
Looks better than Pride, Prej, & Zombies : ‘Classics Mutilated’ w/John Shirley, John Skipp, Nancy Collins, etc. http://amzn.to/dtdKTF
If you’re looking for unique and outstanding Halloween reads, don’t overlook http://www.horror-mall.c…
Just realized I can’t add. 1+1=Weirdo.
I love fictionalized bibles. ‘The Jedi Path’ has just been published and it’s over the top. See the amazon edition: http://amzn.to/8ZXAwc
Also see: Vampires Zombies and Political Trends: http://www.mrscienceshow…
@chuntastic Animals who taste with their feet (and tentacles and pseudopods) are an abomination. Unless they wear Prada.
LOL @DavidKM Yes, true, and our stomach linings too!
What sort of evolved life form develops…saliva? Weird way to begin digestion. It’s like the Alien’s acid—only wimpy. Thanks, nature.
Right on, @sethharwood! Can’t wait to read Young Junius.
Prepare to be horrified in so many poetic ways on October 21st at 7pm, Morgantown, West Virginia! Live reading details: http://bit.ly/aoUthQ
@sethharwood Nice vid! Looks like they did a great job with your ltd ed title. Enjoy that New Book Smell!
Amazon.com: Halloween eBooks for Kindle http://amzn.to/agzzoT
#retrospective Writer-artist-musicians…you guys are a powerhouse of creativity! And long live it. Gotta run; thx for the chat!
Donna, tell us more about the way cool limited edition! Did any of Steven’s art inspire any of the writing? #retrospective
Be afraid. It’s almost 10.10.10 — the Decimal Point of the Beast.
Writer + Twitter = Twritter?
I love seeing “Wall Street” next to all those horror film titles on theater marquees nationwide, like “Wall Street | My Soul To Take” etc.
Don’t forget to do a double-take this Sunday when you realize it’s 10/10/10.
Kudos to U of Alabama for featuring Zombie Studies on iTunes U: http://bit.ly/bLeUWd
@Horror_Nerd asks:”is the Goreletter still being released?” Answer: YES. I plan next issue sometime before Halloween. I only do 2-3/yr.
Don’t you tell me which type of beast to cut, poultry shears. We both know better.
Next gen ipads should have upside-down flatbed scanning built into them. You’re welcome, Apple. Royalties please.
microcosms Sick Taxidermist: records the cat’s purr /while it rubs against the machete that pets it /for a drawstring playback /once it’s stuffed.//MA
JackKetchum My 12 word story THAT MOMENT can be found in a classy little anthology called HINT FICTION: AN ANTHOLOGY OF STORIES IN 25 WORDS OR LESS.
Musing on the term “ichor”: http://www.gorelets.com/…
Today’s secret ingredient…Soylent Green! Allez cuisine!
Trailer for Lance Olsen’s new experimental narrative, Calendar of Regrets: http://www.youtube.com/w…