I posted a gallery of Nathan Rosen’s “100% Arnzen” meat package on my website this afternoon, which includes a… fb.me/1n5CzgetB
“100% Arnzen”: Opening the meat package designed by Nathan Rosen @BlackDogNate gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
I just signed @ladyabigor’s petition for a restored+extended cut of @RealCliveBarker’s NIGHTBREED. Deadline is now. Go: ipetitions.com/petition/night…
New post in The Popular Uncanny about… weed killers: gorelets.com/uncanny/advert…
@westonochse New word: “Chaochse!”
@theJessMcHugh Enjoy and break a femur at the poetry show. Also: Teach that crowd what it really means to “Screech”!
See what’s trending for @MikeArnzen ▸ #photo #writing #thegoreletsomnibus #morgantown and more bit.ly/LKwR5h via @Twylah
Here’s a new and improved way to browse my weird postings to twitter: tweets.gorelets.com
This fell from the sky and landed in my driveway this morning:… fb.me/wXbozyI7
@miketrubino Any cameo would be great. And maybe this is the twist ending: the alien is not an alien but actually an alien >android<!!! ;-)
@miketrubino So true! I’m tired of auto-cannibalizing in #horror film, so I’d much rather see yet another prequel than yet another remake!
Get ready for Prometheus! No excuse: today only Amazon is taking 70% off the Alien Anthology [huge box set Blu-ray]: amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
RDSPress Just put a page on the web site with pics from the Morgantown event and a write up. I seriously haven’t had that… fb.me/1GuDUu0NM
Top event of Memorial Day weekend. fb.me/1yRnsFcWg
MorgantownPoets Our Raw Dog Screaming party was a smash! Many thanks to @monartscenter, @RDSPress, @JasonJackMiller, & @MikeArnzen for a rollicking evening.
Early Photos from RDSP Book Party w/Morgantown Poets:… fb.me/27UhOWeYc
RT @monartscenter TONITE 7pm:
Raw Dog Screaming Press Book Release Party at MAC and more - eepurl.com/l9HBL #Arts #Morgantown #WV #evil
Last call for tonight’s reading (7pm in Morgantown, WV):… fb.me/1O9mEdwis
“The Weird Shelf” A new art-photo posted on my gallery here: flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
McDonald’s new shake is called a “Chiller.” Their next commercial should portray a slasher film set in a Playland. mcdonalds.com/us/en/promotio…
@AnnVanderMeer The teensy parrot would be a choking hazard, but it has internal crinkle pads that promote exercise like a real pirate ship.
The Alien Anthology. This is how I’ll be spending spare time leading up to Prometheus. Get @amazon: amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
Come to my reading in Morgantown, WV tomorrow evening so I can see more of this kind of thing:… fb.me/13qelmzKj
MorgantownPoets REMINDER: Raw Dog Screaming book party w/ @RDSPress, @MikeArnzen, & @JasonJackMiller Friday 5/25, 7-9p at @monartscenter, Morgantown.
Thanks for the review of Win 8 @jeffkirvin … convinced me that I should stand pat. Your tech advice has always been great; keep it coming.
“anger is an energy”: flickr.com/photos/gorelet… fb.me/1LdMgPCSG
Cool: @TheKJA did a novelization of Rush’s new album! Clockwork Angels: amazon.com/gp/product/177… [Can I novelize your next lp, @OfficialOzzy?]
WOOT! Many Genres, Many Awards, and One Great Year for our Fiction Writing Guide! : gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
“deathbreath”: flickr.com/photos/gorelet… fb.me/1GYgkEgLc
@MikeBrendan Yeah, she should burn in… wait, what’s that place called again? LOL
@JustAfterSunset @ctstout A colleague at SHU just recommended this writer’s guide book to me: writeofthelivingdead.com
RDSP is giving a prize to whoever travels farthest to attend our reading this Friday. Must hail from a… fb.me/1OMtjKW5l
@NicolePeeler You nailed it! B&N is becoming like Toys ‘R Us — with a bonus magazine section like a dentist’s waiting room. And coffee.
I noticed that between 8 rows of Teen Fiction and all the Nook displays at B&N there was only room left for one: The Big Book of Insults.
Also at B&N yesterday: the woman behind the counter could not know the answer to the question: “What’s that book by Dante called again?”
At B&N yesterday, I noticed: Shades of Grey was put behind the counter. I figure this was another way to try to drive traffic to the Nook!
Do you hear the bay of the beast in the distance? The pack is coming for you, West Virginia. But bring the… fb.me/1DZHvpz7P
Just told a student to archive my online course’s files “in case of catastrophic failure due to mutant ant attack.” #backup #now #everyone!
Tweet_Shrieks Raw Dog Screaming Press party with @RDSPress, @MikeArnzen & @JasonJackMiller, Friday 5/25, 7-9p at @monartscenter: facebook.com/#!/events/1955…
I want an ebook reading app for the internet-connected TV. I want to feel like I’m not watching TV while watching TV. Teleprompting myself.
@fairwoodpress Patrick, I owe you a hardcover copy of The Gorelets Omnibus! Thanks for publishing the first print version long ago.
@tweetpaulobrien Who says crime doesn’t pay! Thank you for the unexpected ebook and best wishes with Blood Red + all your writing.
ElectricLit Neil Gaiman Offers Graduates 10 Essential Tips for Working in the Arts: openculture.com/2012/05/neil_g…
franfriel RT @badbanana: If these walls could talk, I’d probably stop hanging things with nails. Via @chapmanchapman
I think this photo could instigate or prompt a dark fantasy story. flickr.com/photos/gorelet… #writing #prompts
Imagine if the ‘Monolith’ from Kubrick’s/Clarke’s 2001: A Space Odyssey had feet! Here’s what it might look like: cokonrads.de/objects/visito…
I love Dropbox because Dropbox makes it easy to work on files from any computer/device in my life. Thank you. db.tt/7sqNQKhk
JasonJackMiller Mountaineers! Raw Dog Screaming Press party Friday May 25 from 7-9pm at Monongalia Arts Center jasonjackmiller.blogspot.com/2012/05/raw-do… @RDSPress @MikeArnzen
@RDSPress @JasonJackMiller @heidirubymiller @theJessMcHugh Count me in — I will be imprinted for the RDSP Book party in Morgantown nxt wk.
little more / than a giant pin / the awl / is such a boring tool / until you realize / how literal / how profound / poised above / a skull
Lest you think all my writing is twitter-sized, ergo bird-brained, I want you to know that I just submitted a 250-line poem to a magazine.
Gizmodo Good news for first thing in the morning: drinking coffe could extend your life gizmo.do/BRXG
Being RT’d by @wwnorton yesterday made me feel like I had a story in the Norton Anthology of American Tweeterature. Quiz tomorrow!
JasonJackMiller Michael A. Arnzen & Jason Jack Miller @ Raw Dog Screaming Press Book Release Party May 25 … jasonjackmiller.blogspot.com/2012/05/raw-do… @RDSPress @MikeArnzen RT!
@RDSPress @theJessMcHugh @JasonJackMiller There will be blood…. but then again, there already is blood everywhere, all around us. Enjoy!
Here’s a thin slice of the meaty “Instigation” section from The Gorelets Omnibus hardcover edition: scribd.com/doc/83186395/I… #writing #prompts
“Remix rights to the Western Canon reserved.” — brilliant blurb on the front page of @wwnorton’s tumblr blog: wwnorton.tumblr.com
AdviceToWriters The Important Thing in Writing is the Capacity to Astonish: bit.ly/KXB029 #amwriting #writing #writetip
PublishersWkly Influence of classic literature on writers declining, study claims pwne.ws/KpP7S1
@JasonJackMiller That’s what your stomach does, yes.
Yoda isn’t just a Star Wars character. It’s what you get when you dollop a spoonful of yoghurt into your soda. (Hrm. Curdles, it does.)
lawrenceschimel What happens to your e-books when you pass away?… fb.me/1ESVFoDkG
What if Listerine were a fruit, like Tangerine? There would be cocktails for breakfast, that’s what.
heidirubymiller @HeadlineBooks Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction is a finalist in the 2012 Eric Hoffer Book Awards! @MikeArnzen
PlumeBooks Extremely silly photos of extremely serious writers @flavorpill: ow.ly/aTNpu
johnjosephadams The Kickstarter for my new horror magazine NIGHTMARE is now 51% funded. Pre-order issue #1 or a subscription here: kck.st/JPr0uu
And for those who missed it: See @BlackDogNate’s wild and weird class project: a package of various Arnzen meats: plus.google.com/photos/1025624…
@RazorThinStudio Cemetery Poets had some great ones in it. Thanks for remembering that chilling blast from the not-so-distant past.
@MikeMehalek Thanks for the Tricky stamp of approval! Enjoying your tweets.
@kmp_zxcv Thanks for the comment on my weird little poem…
I think this free online ebook from sf/f great @BaenBooks is apropos today: “Mother of Demons” by Eric Flint: baen.com/library/067187…
@JasonJackMiller We may have been ripped off, but let’s chalk it up to being more influential than any Klout score could measure. :-)
This Dream Machine game trailer uncannily echoes sounds from “Dreamachinery” (from Audiovile) by me + @JasonJackMiller youtu.be/1ny-kBSkS5c
Just saw this in the closing credits to a horror film: “No humans were eaten during the making of this motion picture.”
Yellow is brighter / in the writhing rot between / dead blackbird wings.
MorgantownPoets Thanks to Bizarro Central for posting the deets on our book party with @RDSPress, @MikeArnzen & @JasonJackMiller: bizarrocentral.com/2012/05/11/raw…
“Skull Bait” - new horror art-photo uploaded to my gallery:… fb.me/1Kc6raGtz
This braincap makes me wonder why all hats aren’t knit this way. etsy.com/listing/918476…
Tweet_Shrieks Review: The Gorelets Omnibus: Collected Poems 2001-2011 by Michael A. Arnzen wp.me/pDjgE-kz
I’m putting this one on my campus office door: Non Sequitur @gocomics - gocomics.com/nonsequitur/20… #nonsequitur #GoComics
DHarlanWilson Read an excerpt from @MikeArnzen’s THE GORELETS OMNIBUS in the latest Issue of TDP: dharlanwilson.com/dreampeople/is…
HeadlineBooks 1st place - Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction - 2012 Next Generation Indie Book Awards Education/Academic category
(Try again): @BlackDogNate’s neat youtube mini-documentary now appears on my amazon profile: amazon.com/gp/redirect.ht…
@BlackDogNate’s neat mini-documentary from youtube now appears in my updated @amazon profile page: amazon.com/mn/landing/B00…
@skdotcom_news U.S. publication for Doctor Sleep tentatively set for 1/15/13. stephenking.com/news.html <- Sequel to Shining! Love the premise!
puzzling banner (photo posted to gorelets.com). gorelets.com/blog/ambulatio… @
Horror_Nerd Dark Highways my review goo.gl/n2wuv Such a great read. @davidbainaa @MikeArnzen @johnaburks @CDennisMoore
Michael A. Arnzen: Purveyor of the Uncanny fb.me/1LcPTj2ad
BlackDogNate I made a four-minute microdocumentary about @MikeArnzen, too. Check it out on YouTube: youtu.be/M9XQnGEAplQ
RT @BlackDogNate I’ve posted a gallery of my project with @MikeArnzen: plus.google.com/photos/1025624… <- Check this out! Nate rocks.
laregna Good stuff about getting “it” right in writing: “Splat Goes the Hero: Visceral Horror | LitReactor litreactor.com/essays/jack-ke… “
#birdsfilms The Hoarse Whistler
#birdsfilms Psycaw
Arnzen, Ready to Eat. Nathan Rosen’s (@BlackDogNate) digital project is a very crafty slab of Arnzenalia available… fb.me/EkaH13Kq
I am the subject of Nathan Rosen’s (@BlackDogNate ‘s) latest design experiments. He’s leaked an awesome sneak… fb.me/14L41PciX
DHarlanWilson In #38 of THE DREAM PEOPLE (dreampeople.org): @MikeArnzen @CarltonMellick @andersenprunty @ArchPossible & others …
Quick thanks to all who voted on the “Creepiest McDonaldland Character” poll. Inconclusive results. They all… fb.me/1ODmfmDrV
nxthompson “he does have a point.” Great cartoons featuring Munch’s Scream. nyr.kr/IXAG4p
MorgantownPoets Raw Dog Screaming Book Party w/special guests @RDSPress, @MikeArnzen, & @JasonJackMiller Friday, May 25 at @monartscenter, Morgantown WV.
The deets on the RDSParty in Morgantown, WV, 5.25 fb.me/1AB3DWchD
Who is the creepiest McDonaldland Character? I ask for your vote on my fb page: facebook.com/gorelets
Skype chat with class at Neumann U today was a blast. Loved talking horror with everyone @NeumannCampus! Thx for setting us up @nobull408 !!
New post to The Popular Uncanny: “You Don’t Eat Your Own Kind”:… fb.me/LBM5TuXX
I’ve got a trucker/ghost story in this new mini-antho put together by David Bain, at… fb.me/1owiMEk5c
BlackDogNate Reaching the end of a huge, awesome project in collaboration with the great @MikeArnzen. Hope to share it with you all soon!
