I posted a gallery of Nathan Rosen’s “100% Arnzen” meat package on my website this afternoon, which includes a… fb.me/1n5CzgetB
New post in The Popular Uncanny about… weed killers: gorelets.com/uncanny/advert…
@westonochse New word: “Chaochse!”
@theJessMcHugh Enjoy and break a femur at the poetry show. Also: Teach that crowd what it really means to “Screech”!
Here’s a new and improved way to browse my weird postings to twitter: tweets.gorelets.com
This fell from the sky and landed in my driveway this morning:… fb.me/wXbozyI7
@miketrubino Any cameo would be great. And maybe this is the twist ending: the alien is not an alien but actually an alien >android<!!! ;-)
Get ready for Prometheus! No excuse: today only Amazon is taking 70% off the Alien Anthology [huge box set Blu-ray]: amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
Top event of Memorial Day weekend. fb.me/1yRnsFcWg
Early Photos from RDSP Book Party w/Morgantown Poets:… fb.me/27UhOWeYc
Last call for tonight’s reading (7pm in Morgantown, WV):… fb.me/1O9mEdwis
“The Weird Shelf” A new art-photo posted on my gallery here: flickr.com/photos/gorelet…
McDonald’s new shake is called a “Chiller.” Their next commercial should portray a slasher film set in a Playland. mcdonalds.com/us/en/promotio…
@AnnVanderMeer The teensy parrot would be a choking hazard, but it has internal crinkle pads that promote exercise like a real pirate ship.
Come to my reading in Morgantown, WV tomorrow evening so I can see more of this kind of thing:… fb.me/13qelmzKj
Thanks for the review of Win 8 @jeffkirvin … convinced me that I should stand pat. Your tech advice has always been great; keep it coming.
WOOT! Many Genres, Many Awards, and One Great Year for our Fiction Writing Guide! : gorelets.com/blog/arnzen-ne…
@MikeBrendan Yeah, she should burn in… wait, what’s that place called again? LOL
RDSP is giving a prize to whoever travels farthest to attend our reading this Friday. Must hail from a… fb.me/1OMtjKW5l
@NicolePeeler You nailed it! B&N is becoming like Toys ‘R Us — with a bonus magazine section like a dentist’s waiting room. And coffee.
I noticed that between 8 rows of Teen Fiction and all the Nook displays at B&N there was only room left for one: The Big Book of Insults.
Also at B&N yesterday: the woman behind the counter could not know the answer to the question: “What’s that book by Dante called again?”
At B&N yesterday, I noticed: Shades of Grey was put behind the counter. I figure this was another way to try to drive traffic to the Nook!
Do you hear the bay of the beast in the distance? The pack is coming for you, West Virginia. But bring the… fb.me/1DZHvpz7P
I want an ebook reading app for the internet-connected TV. I want to feel like I’m not watching TV while watching TV. Teleprompting myself.
@fairwoodpress Patrick, I owe you a hardcover copy of The Gorelets Omnibus! Thanks for publishing the first print version long ago.
@tweetpaulobrien Who says crime doesn’t pay! Thank you for the unexpected ebook and best wishes with Blood Red + all your writing.
Imagine if the ‘Monolith’ from Kubrick’s/Clarke’s 2001: A Space Odyssey had feet! Here’s what it might look like: cokonrads.de/objects/visito…
I love Dropbox because Dropbox makes it easy to work on files from any computer/device in my life. Thank you. db.tt/7sqNQKhk
little more / than a giant pin / the awl / is such a boring tool / until you realize / how literal / how profound / poised above / a skull
Lest you think all my writing is twitter-sized, ergo bird-brained, I want you to know that I just submitted a 250-line poem to a magazine.
Being RT’d by @wwnorton yesterday made me feel like I had a story in the Norton Anthology of American Tweeterature. Quiz tomorrow!
@JasonJackMiller That’s what your stomach does, yes.
Yoda isn’t just a Star Wars character. It’s what you get when you dollop a spoonful of yoghurt into your soda. (Hrm. Curdles, it does.)
What if Listerine were a fruit, like Tangerine? There would be cocktails for breakfast, that’s what.
@RazorThinStudio Cemetery Poets had some great ones in it. Thanks for remembering that chilling blast from the not-so-distant past.
@MikeMehalek Thanks for the Tricky stamp of approval! Enjoying your tweets.
@kmp_zxcv Thanks for the comment on my weird little poem…
@JasonJackMiller We may have been ripped off, but let’s chalk it up to being more influential than any Klout score could measure. :-)
Just saw this in the closing credits to a horror film: “No humans were eaten during the making of this motion picture.”
Yellow is brighter / in the writhing rot between / dead blackbird wings.
“Skull Bait” - new horror art-photo uploaded to my gallery:… fb.me/1Kc6raGtz
This braincap makes me wonder why all hats aren’t knit this way. etsy.com/listing/918476…
HeadlineBooks 1st place - Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction - 2012 Next Generation Indie Book Awards Education/Academic category
Michael A. Arnzen: Purveyor of the Uncanny fb.me/1LcPTj2ad
#birdsfilms The Hoarse Whistler
Quick thanks to all who voted on the “Creepiest McDonaldland Character” poll. Inconclusive results. They all… fb.me/1ODmfmDrV
The deets on the RDSParty in Morgantown, WV, 5.25 fb.me/1AB3DWchD
Who is the creepiest McDonaldland Character? I ask for your vote on my fb page: facebook.com/gorelets
Skype chat with class at Neumann U today was a blast. Loved talking horror with everyone @NeumannCampus! Thx for setting us up @nobull408 !!
New post to The Popular Uncanny: “You Don’t Eat Your Own Kind”:… fb.me/LBM5TuXX
I’ve got a trucker/ghost story in this new mini-antho put together by David Bain, at… fb.me/1owiMEk5c